Him: Guess what I'm going to do tomorrow.
Me: Um...run a marathon.
Me: Plant a tree.
Me: Bake a cake.
Me: Uh...bake a...pie?
Him: No...but closer!
Me: I give up.
Him: I'm going to throw away my underwear.
Me: How is that like baking a pie?
Him: Well, it's closer to it than PLANTING A TREE.
Me: I stand corrected.