Riddle me this
September 29, 2010
So I mentioned that Tre is in the honors program at school, right? We had parent/teacher conferences last week, and all his teachers said he is "smart" and "polite" and "does as little as he needs to," which, okay. So he hasn't been entirely replaced by some high functioning school pod person. None of them realized he had been homeschooled, and said he fit in with his classmates just fine.
Yesterday Tre came home, telling us about how he and his friends had been shooting B.B.s at each other through empty pen barrels. Tre put a whole handful of B.B.s in his mouth so he could should them rapid-fire - a great idea until one of his friends surprised him with a stealth shot to the arm and he gasped. And inhaled a few B.B.s. He coughed them up eventually, but agreed that the B.B.s in the mouth was A Bad Idea.
Today he came home, full of pride and delight. "We found something to replace the B.B.s! Hornets!"
Hornets are little, tightly folded pieces of paper. They make dense wee triangles that you can then shoot at people with rubber bands, and when they hit you, they sting. Get it? The hornets sting?
Tre tugged up his sleeve and showed me the constellation of red welts on his arm. "See?" He was beaming. "HORNETS!"
"But...why?" I had to ask.
"Because it's FUN!"
And...um, okay. But should I worry that this gang of projectile-flinging-rabble-rousers represents the so-called smart kids?
bwahahahahhaa. boys. that's all i can say. it's not even like i have kids of my own, but i can absolutely imagine my brother in this sort of logic loop. it's fantastic. and it makes no sense. but the:) laughter that ensues is *totally* worth it.
Posted by: Karishma | September 30, 2010 at 01:02 AM
OH DOES THIS SOUND FAMILIAR.
I'm sorry, was I shouting? It was leftover from last night's math meltdown. During which I was assured she absolutely could NOT ask the teacher for help, because "that's not allowed."
Interestingly, she and her friends still had plenty of time to draw manga for each other, each tormenting the other about which boys they like. Huh.
Posted by: Mir | September 30, 2010 at 05:09 AM
When my oldest was in 7th grade he and his smart friends (they really are suppose to be the smart kids) got in trouble for giving each other "5 stars" in the locker room. I was convinced they must have been doing this to be bullys but no. They were hitting each other hard enough to leave "5 stars" on each other. Hand prints + five fingers = five stars. The reasoning behind this was explained to me as fun. I am learning this is what boys do for FUN.
Posted by: heidi | September 30, 2010 at 06:56 AM
Boys... I decided a long time ago that I will never understand them because I am not male. My son is 10, help me!
Posted by: Rachel | September 30, 2010 at 11:00 AM
You don't mean smart kids really do you? It sounds just like boys, smart or regular :-)
Posted by: Melody | September 30, 2010 at 02:58 PM
One of the most frequently-occurring conversations in my house: "Son, are you being a poohead?" "Yeth". Apparently the poohead behaviour continues right into high school. Sigh.
Posted by: Mamadragon | October 01, 2010 at 10:49 AM