A word to the wise: do NOT tell your children about the awesome ninja game.
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The majesty and mystery of motherhood. subtitle: Mom, don't read this one. Trust me.

July10 051

This afternoon the boys were eating lunch, fettuccine with the ultra-fancy sauce of butter and parmesan cheese. Hush, it's a fine lunch. I'm convalescing. Anyhow, as they ate, Sophia circled the table and chirped at them like a wee, demanding baby bird. They obligingly handed her noodles and she sat and gobbled them up before moving on to panhandle at the next brother. Heh. I should totally start a baby-feeding blog, huh?

About an hour later I was in the kitchen, wrestling (as ever) with the dishes, when she came trotting in. I was drinking some iced coffee, and we had a spirited debate on the subject. "Resolved: Mama should give me some of that now." Sophia's position consisted of repeated pointing and screeching. My position consisted of, "Oh, hell no, baby doll. You get coffee over my cold, dead body. LOVE YOU!"

She paused mid-rebuttal to sneeze. And cough. And sneeze again, repeatedly.

"Are you getting sick, honey?" I asked, kneeling down to look at her. That was convenient, because I was eye-to-eye when she sneezed again, and something poked out of one nostril. At first I thought it was mucous (lovingly referred to around here as a snot-worm), but closer inspection revealed that it was about a half an inch of fettuccine.

So I did what any loving mother would do, I grabbed it and tugged. Out slid a good six inches of snot-slick pasta.

I gagged and laughed and called for the boys to come see, all at once. It was much appreciated by all, although the whole incident does leave me with some unanswered questions. Like: how? and whaaa? and a silent, boggled, ????

But then, I suppose it's all just a part of the majesty and mystery of motherhood.

Comments

Holly Gault

Gag.

Swistle

I, uh.

And also, that must have been the perfect balance between disgusting and satisfying.

Crista

You know you're a mom of four when...

I did not know you are convalescing. I hope it's going well.

jess h

Have you seen the youtube clip of the exact same thing? Truly funny.

jess h

Here's the link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVzYDCNngJ0

Michelle

Ugh, gag. But truly funny also.

Aimee

Ew-ha!

Teble

A true mom of boys..."Hey, guys. Come in and see this. It's totally disgusting." My boys would rush in to see anything prefaced by that statement.

Angela Giles Klocke

Ha ha ha - too funny! And gross. But mostly funny!

Jennifer

Oh, the things you never dreamed you'd do, back before you had kids!

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