Did you know that a newborn baby requires A LOT of holding and feeding and changing and admiring?
Did you know that she will somehow produce more laundry than anyone else - EVERYONE else - in the family?
Did you know that one small person who weighs less than eight pounds and can't even form words yet can nonetheless upend an entire family's routine?
Did you know that sleep deprivation can make a person sort of...oh, what was the word?...stupid?
Did you know all that?
So why am I so surprised, every day?
Oh, hush. You know I'm worth it, Mom.