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Life with a rokc str

One day, about five and a half years ago, I was feeling a bit…off. Queasy, tired, with just a hint of stupid. This particular recipe for me spells “Kira is knocked up.” I scurried out to the store for a pregnancy test, anointed it properly, and discovered that Raphael was on his way. I called my friend Heather and told her, to which she replied, “Huh. Weird. I was just wondering if I was pregnant. I was going to wait…but now I have to know.” And off she went.

And she found out that Iona was on her way.

She was born twelve days after Raphael, and they have had a rocky relationship at times. She was often the target of Raphael’s flurry of hitting, during his flurry of hitting days. Lord, those were long days. And after that era, he was deeply puzzled by her inherent girliness, and just didn’t know what to do with her.

But they seem to have weathered those storms, and have come out on the other side. Iona was the flower girl in our wedding, and if you think REALLY REALLY nice thoughts, I just might let you see a picture of the two of them at the reception.Ever since the wedding Raphael has been convinced that he was going to marry her.

“Honey,” I tell him, “you’re a bit young to pick someone to marry.”

“I KNOW,” he sighs back, “I’m not marrying her YET. When I get BIG.”

"Why her?"

“Because,” he shakes his head at my obtuseness, “she is friendly to me.”

And indeed she is. The other day they were playing together on a playground. When it was time to go, Raphi trotted over to me and announced he had a secret to tell me. I leaned down and he cupped one sticky hand around my ear and whispered,

"I love Iona for reals."

“Oh, you do?”

He nodded hard, then breathed in my ear,

“We kissed. Each other.”

“You did? You’re too young to be kissing girls, sweetie.” He shook his head.

“No, it’s ok. WE HID.”

Ah. Time for sex ed 101: even if no one saw you do it, it still happened.

We went home, and the boys settled in to watch their favorite TV show. The little girl from next door came over to play with Raphael, but since he was so enthralled with Cyber Chase, she sat down next to him and tried to get his attention by writing him notes.

“I love bogs,” she wrote [meaning dogs. She loves dogs. Not swampy areas]. She handed Raphi the note. He nodded at it. “I like you,” she wrote. Distracted nod. “Rit I like you,” she wrote [it was a request, “write, I like you”]. He ignored her. She sighed and tried again, “You are a rokc str.” [“You are a rock star.”]

Still no response.

Poor girl. I could have told her it was no use.

His heart belongs to another.Raphi_iona

Comments

Joanna

If those two, in twenty years, do marry, you must use that picture on the invitations. As cute as they both are, they are almost upstaged by the cutie in the back row making a face for the camera. How very typical. Thank you for posting this wonderful picture.

David

In the picture, Raphi looks just a teenie bit ready to flee in abject terror. Guess he got over it. Too cute!

JohnH

Joanna, 'that cutie' is my son. Such a ham! I had fun taking this picture (and others) of the horde of children at the reception.

liz

too cute! it ALMOST makes me want my jackson to be 4-5 years old, instead of his two. almost, but not quite.

Arwen

Absolutely priceless - the story and the picture.

Mir

Iona is going to have to fight me for him. When he's old enough that it's not creepy and gross, that is. Which might be never. Oh well. Carry on.

cassie-b

I just love kids. Thanks for sharing that great story.

Cas

HolyMama!

ooh, it's all about the timing, and sweet Raphi was already quite taken with another. (sigh)

Carrie

That is the sweetest story ever. And the picture just made it that much better. Thanks for sharing.

Heather Cook

Oh! Oh! Oh!

That picture is sweeeeet!

Lookit his face!

Dick Butkis

Ah, yes. The daughter of Dick Butkis herself.

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