I looked at Raphi just in time to see him pull an ENORMOUS booger out of his nose. He inspected it then started to move it towards his mouth. In a desperate spur of the moment move, I snatched it off his finger and started rooting around for a tissue.
“HEY!” he hollered, “GIVE THAT BACK!”
“IT’S MINE! GIVE IT BACK!”
“Honey, that’s gross. Sorry, but you can’t have it back.”
He sighed, resigned to my evil ways.
“Ok. Yoo can eat it.”